Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Charles SImic the strangest dreams you will ever experience.


Look, it's not very often you run into a literary genius, but when you do it can put you in a tailspin. Words crafted in such a way, that your proud that you speak English. Even if it's a guy from Yugoslavia.

Charles Simic was born in war torn Yugoslavia after the second world war. His experience in a Communist country was not unlike Eugene Hutz from Gogol Bordello with Rock and Roll. In Communist Yugoslavia it was Illegal to listen to western radio, but he had an old radio, a station that played Jazz and the guts to plug it in and upset his mother. It's this kind of boldness and outright disregard for the status quot that makes great artists.

I stumbled upon Charles much of the same way I learn about many contemporary poets. I found him through a great website entitled, The Poetry Foundation. http://www.poetryfoundation.org/


Now most of us think that poetry is a really tongue and cheek art form. Kind of boring or just not interesting enough to get our heads wrapped around. Charles Simic's writing is way different. It's like going through a museum full of your A typical art pieces and running into a Dali or a Duchamp. It blurs reality a little and gives you the feeling that your in the middle of a dream that he is having. As if your really there taking it all in as he does. That's what intrigues me about his work.

He was appointed the fifteenth Poet Laureate consultant in poetry in the library of congress, and has a Pulitzer prize for his craft. Quaintly put, the man has a black belt in poetry. That doesn't mean much in our Country these days, but there are some of us that know better.

Reading an Interview of Charles makes you feel sorry for the interviewer a little bit, because Charles sees through the bullshit. The vile pretension that the media world has to offer. One doesn't need to ask the man questions to understand him. One needs to read his work. May I suggest my favorite " I am The Last"



Simic's Poems are actually not quite poems at all they are considered Poetry Prose. Which If I may explain quickly is a cross between poetry and prose which is a spoken language type of literature. It has been noted these two are actually the opposite. Charles seems to understand this and makes note of it. There is no meter to this writing nor lyrical frivolousness, just hard nosed language molding that he is well respected for. It's gives me the same great feeling when I'm reading the work of Haiku masters of old. Choosing the right work to perfectly paint a picture. Cheers Charles, enjoy a Merlot tonight and keep writing buddy.


Friday, December 11, 2009

Needlessly Smashing guitars on heads and such.


Hey folks, Today is a huge snow day here in Waterford Pennsylvania, and that means hunkering down to watch videos of people needlessly smashing guitars. OK not really but I would suggest it. Here is ten videos you may enjoy... and yes that is Miley Cyrus.


1. Smash a guitar over someones head while serving your country in Iraq.




2. Banned MasterCard Commercial of a kid smashing a guitar in a music shop.




3. Guitar smashed over a cinder block to the tune of "Sleeping Lessons" by the Shins.



4. The weakest guitar smash ever!



5. Some English blokes smashing a guitar on a guys head.





6. Guitar Vs. Head. Complete with Gangsta rap track and head wound!



7.While my guitar gently weeps, burns and smashes on my head.


This one isn't all that exciting , but it features more English guys and a rebel flag helmet.


8. If you don't see any other videos this weekend of guitar smashing and you only have time for one. This is it. It's fast but effective. Triple guitar head smashing.



9. Thank you Detroit. Guitar smashing on head.



10. Medusa is out!! by a guitar.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Discovering Thelonius Monk


Most recently I have discovered a Jazz great. I'm not really a jazz fan per se, but Thelonius Monk somehow came into sight a few days ago. It's been a great look into the insane life of really strange guy. I highly suggest watching the film " Straight no Chaser" It's a documentary on him. Here is a video of the song of the same name. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxX0-OaI5j0 Monk's solo is at about 3:00 minutes

I of course won't go into the specifics on this guy, i'll leave that up to you. He was insane on the keys taking the piano to a whole new level. He did things musically no one ever dreamed of.
It all started with me while my girlfriend Deirdre and I were in my kitchen and her iphone rang with piano tone. I exlaimed " Thelonius Monk is calling" For some strange reason I was facinated with him all of a sudden. Ever since I've been reading listening too stories of him.
This guy was amazing! He would play with extreme ferocity. In the film they showed him playing as he smoked a cigarette. He layed the cigarette down, grabbed a hankerchief from his pocket, wiped his brow layed the hankerchief on the keys (all of this while playing the bass notes) started to play the piano with the hankerchief on the keys. At this point I was starting to ask myself is this guy a genius or is he just Smacked out of his mind? The whole idea that everyone was buying it baffled me. It was as if Monk was playing a big joke on the rest of the world, but at the same time inventing new ways to play. After all of this the saxaphone player started his solo and Monk gets up from the piano, and stands on stage facing the audience. He then begins to spin around slowly. I've read stories that compare this dance to Sufi's spinning but he was much slower and rythmic.
Now one of the most strange things about this guy is that one of his closest friends was named Pannonica de Koenigswarter she was Barroness related to the Rothchild family. Here is a photo with Monk and Pannonica's Bentley http://www.jazzwax.com/images/2008/02/12/mok_2.jpg
She was a great friend to many Jazz musicians of the time, but she really took Monk under her wing.
I wish I had time to say more, but I hope you get the jist of it all. Check him out. I hope you have the chance to discover Thelonius monk the way I did.